May 7, 2008

Is the Dr. Phil Show the best thing on television?

dr phil is a douche

The short answer: no and no.

Want to be on the show anyway? Check out this casting call asking for people who go to “EXTREMES” to avoid pregnancy and STDs — “a capful of bleach, excessive drinking of mountain dew or maybe even smoking marijuana?” [italics mine] 

So, wait. Downing bleach after you bump uglies with that cute guy from your Health Sciences course at the community college. Sure, that’s kinda extreme: but not nearly as extreme as smoking marijuana.