LOLeconomy: "Americans $1.7 trillion poorer"
That number from a CNNMoney article earlier today. I know this may sound kind of insensitive, but… it seems like things are pretty good, considering how shitty everything is at the moment.
I was at the mall the other day and the place was totally packed—some soccer mom swooped in on the parking spot I had been patiently eyeing for five minutes. Normally I would have laid on the horn, but I’ve been super chill lately: I silently wished her and her ugly daughter the best and found another spot.
But anyway, on to more important things, because I know nothing about economics. Why is the Madonna 4 Minutes music video so terrifying and gross? It’s not a bad song. I think it has something to do with the borderline disgusting make-out scene at 1:13 in. Or maybe it’s something else. Figure it out, write me, and I’ll post it.
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